Greepeace gives up on real whales, saves paper ones instead.

Fresh from thier succesful campagin savings whales in the South Pacific, Greenepeace have launched a new campagin to save yet more whales…

http://weblog.greenpeace.org.nz/miscellaneous/vote-for-origami-whales-in-the-webby-awards/

Oh wait, that wasn’t Greenpeace, that was Sea Shepherd… I forgot, Greenpeace didn’t bother treking down south to help whales this year, they clearly had more important things to do and hell, whales are so yesterday when you can run around saving the world from Global Warming!

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whadya mean Greenpeace are busy! do we have to do this by ourselves now???

A quick glance at Greenpeace’s blog tag cloud says it all, a dirty great big Global Warming, the Whales stuck down the corner somewhere in tiny writing.

Naturally Greenpeace is happy to take your cash for saving whales, but don’t expect them to actually get wet trying to protect actual real live whales, because they are now far to corporate to do that sort of thing anymore. Instead some clever marketing department has come up with some trite cmapagin around origami whales. Nice slick way of raising money, any large global corporate would be proud of such a slick cmapagin.

Not sure the poor old whales are so enthusaed though, we’ll never know how the 600 odd whales that got shot to bits by Japanese whalers think about the “gourgeous origami whales cmapagin” because they are currently working their way through some person’s digestive system.

Nice one Greenpeace, pity about the real whales eh?

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    • bj
    • May 30th, 2009

    Ummm, Greenpeace raises money to take ads to raise more money to take ads… get the picture?

    SEA SHEPHERD WAS THE GROUP THAT SAVED THE LIVES OF WHALES IN THE ANTARCTIC.

    GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN MOUTH AND INSERT FOOT.

    GREENPEACE SUCKS. SEA SHEPHERD IS MAKING A DIFFERENCE BY PUTTING THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.

    GREENPEACE IS A MONEY MACHINE THAT FILLS THE POCKETS OF THE STAFF.

    IF GREENPEACE WANTED TO SAVE WHALES, THEY COULD. THEY COULD DO IT IN ONE SINGLE SEASON. DO THEY? NO, BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NOTHING TO RAISE MONEY FOR…

    GET IT?

  1. April 17th, 2009

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