Get shopping, save the economy!

In the interests of pure consumerism and in celebration of the power of the dollar you need to get out there in support of the retail worker whom without your dollar will be shortly joining the queues at the local ‘Work’ and Income office.

As has pointed out, it’s a great time to get out there and buy, because desperate retailers are going on sale even earlier this year. If you want to buy a house, there’s no better time to beat that financially stricken speculative investor down and pick up their ‘rental investment’ at half of Government Valuation!

You economy needs you!

The MSM are almost having an orgasm over all the bad economic news, they just love that shit, there’s nothing like a plane crash, train wreck or an economy toppling over to get TV, News Papers and the rest of the media into a frenzy of exaggerated excitement. The prospects of the entire world economy hitting the skids is almost too much for some of them, to be able to bleat on every night at 6pm about some new disaster is what these guys have been training for.

So chuck your TV out the window, ignore the rubbish from the MSM and get out there and keep spending!

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