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Latest Auckland IKEA rumour

I see the Herald is running with the latest in a long string of IKEA rumours, and have headlined it…

Furniture maker Ikea eyes south Auckland site

It’s not until you read the article that you realise this is third hand, possibly fourth hand information based on an article in the Independent, and stuff.co.nz puts the rumours into perspective.

Once again the company has no response, and no one can actually confirm the rumour or provide anything to indicate it might be credible. So once again we are left guessing about whether or not this is true.

In the last few years IKEA has been picked to go into; Botany Downs, Sylvia Park, Albany Centre, South of Pukekohe, Mount Wellington somewhere, and now Manukau.

I’ll leave it to everyone to draw their own conclusions but once again we seem to have some pretty unhelpful reporting with little in the way of firm evidence.

The only area apparently not about to get an IKEA is West Auckland…

I’d heard (from sources so secret and obscure I can’t reveal them) IKEA were looking at land near the new western motorway extension near Massey because it’ll give consumers access from North Shore, West Auckland and when the South Western Highway is hooked up, South Auckland. Real Estate agents have declined to comment and claim to know nothing about this rumour, but there are some huge blocks of land there being re-zoned by Waitakere City Council. IKEA have not confirmed this (because they have never responded to any of my emails about stores in NZ anyway) and so this is as good a basis for a rumour than any of the the other ones started in the last two years.

You read it here first ;-)

NIMBY morons and Cell Phone Towers

One way of avoiding cell phone tower radiation...

Some people never seem to give up – making themselves look like complete morons.

Today’s prime example are the fruitloops who get themselves worked up over cell-phone towers. Isn’t it funny how things people don’t understand can seem to be threatening. It’s not hard to see how people believed the earth was flat or that cars needed someone in front of them with a flag to warn people. Fortunately most of us live in the real world otherwise we’d still be living in caves, poking our next meal to death with a sharp stick and communicating in grunts.

I guess the Herald is providing a bit of comic relief going into the weekend with this article, it appears that the common garden RMA that’s been holding development back in NZ for years simply isn’t enough for our local Luddites, they want to be able to have “more say” on cell towers positioning. Of course by “more say” they really mean so much say that the project never goes ahead. They not worried about how ugly the towers look (because they aren’t flash looking), it’s because they are worried they will get cancer from the signal. Clearly somethings fried their brains but it may not be cell phone signals.

Take a look at these bits from the article…

“Residents of Waiheke Island’s Surfdale Beach found out about a Vodafone tower only when a woman recovering from breast cancer asked workers in “unmarked white vans” what they were doing.”

The fact that it’s Waiheke says it all really, the last refuge for hippies and various other nutters. I suggest both teleco’s withdraw immediately and let the island do without 21st century telecommunications. I mean what the hell does the fact someone is recovering from breast cancer have to do with cell-phone towers??? why even put that bit in the article? is this just lazy ‘journalism’ because it sure looks like this was a block quote from “Ban the Towers’ group. I can’t find any credible evidence that cell phones cause breast cancer so it’s a irrelevant red herring. Ooooooh ‘unmarked white vans’ has someone been watching too much X Files? Did anyone bother to check this statement out, because I’ve never seen any unmarked white vans doing telecoms work, usually they are clearly branded for good reason. But hey, it’s a nicely emotive using the term “unmarked”, and conjures up images of conspiracy and black helicopters in the dead of night, once again stupid, lazy, emotive reporting on the part of the Herald.

“Ms Grey, a Nelson environmental lawyer and scientist, said companies could put up towers as long as they were within New Zealand electromagnetic exposure limits. She questioned the standards, saying Austria’s, Russia’s and China’s were more than 100 times stricter.”

I have no idea why Austria was quoted, but I sure as hell can figure out why Russia and China have strict rules, it’s not like either of these countries has a stella track record on giving two shits about their citizens, but they do care about media control and the cell phone restrictions have more to do with protectionism from foreign telecos and local media control than peoples health. We’ll just ignore the glaring fact that obviously the rest of the know world has the same or worse standards than us.

“Ms Grey said cellphone towers were highly contentious and terrified people, which was an effect in itself.”

Well, this is pure gold, and clearly this stunning piece of logic is argument enough isn’t it? It’s now pretty obvious that genius’s like Ms Grey should be running the country, because using this argument we could sort out all our problems. Hell, I’m terrified by the IRD, so lets start with doing away with them, and idiot Luddite greenies like the ‘Ban the Tower’ nutters absolutely petrify me almost to death (the thought of not getting full 3G coverage for my iphone has all but confined me to bed) so lets get rid of those people ASAP!

The part that reduced me into fits of laughter was this…

“The hearing was interrupted from the public gallery by Vicky Webb, who emotionally told how her family chose not to use a microwave and made limited use of cellphones but returned from holiday to find a tower being put up 45m from her children’s window.”

Wait a minute, you don’t use a microwave, but you make “limited” use of cell phones, WTF? do you think we are all stupid? Oh, I see, you are quite happy to use cellphones, but you just don’t want the tower near your house because… uh, wait a minute while I try and figure this out… I give up.

This weeks Idiot NIMBY of the Week award goes to Vicky Webb!

 

Just a plug here, if anyone from Vodafone is reading this and you want to put a 3G mast on our section, drop me an email, we’d be happy to help out. 

Countdown Supermarkets being transformed into Woolworths Australia?

I’m not sure whether many people know this, but Foodtown, Woolworths and Countdown are owned by Progressive, which is owned by Woolworths Australia.

I’m guessing the mishmash of brands is due to the three chains being picked up at different times, and I think Woolworths NZ is distantly related to Woolworths UK as is the Aussie version.

It now looks like Progressive is cleaning up these brands.

Woolworths and Foodtown have traditionally been their upmarket brands (i.e. charge more) and Countdown the cheap and cheerful brand, competing directly with Pak’n'Save part of the locally owned co-op Foodstuffs. I’m a bit hazy about this, so I might be corrected but I think Progressive kept the brands separate because of Commerce Commission concerns about the lack of competition when they picked up Foodtown. How keeping the brands separate was going to achieve competition I can’t work out, it may have been more of a cosmetic difference, but it looks like Progessive now think the time is right for a clean up, possibly because they are lining themselves up to buy The Warehouse.

The first step has been the gradual disappearance over the last month of some Foodtowns, which are being replaced with Countdowns. This may seem a bit odd because, for example, the Greenlane Foodtown which serviced a relatively upmarket area, made sense and replacing it with a budget brand doesn’t. That’s until you go inside. The new fit-outs that accompany the rebranding are a carbon copy of the Aussie Woolworths stores – wider aisles, new deli sections etc – quite unlike the Countdowns, or the Foodtowns.

The produce sections have introduced the same layout and Aussie style black crate system unique to Woolworths Australia, which may seem unremarkable to the consumer, but is a major shift for the NZ market which already has a ‘universal’ returnable crate system.

The most interesting thing about the changes (if indeed this is interesting, because I’m sure some of you have already slipped into a coma) is the actual logo changes. I can’t find any examples of the new logo for Countdown online, but it is striking in that it looks like the same colour scheme as Woolworth Australia.

There’s also been an increase in Australian Woolworths goods instore with their branding – a pleasant step up from the rubbish looking house brands they use in NZ which shouts ‘CHEAP & NASTY’ at you from the shelves. I suspect that in NZ the supermarkets have a team of five-year-old’s with crayons doing the house branding because almost without exception they seemed to have entirely missed the point of branding. People might like to buy cheap goods, but it doesn’t mean they have to look cheap!

I’m wondering if this is part of a stealth campaign to eventually rebrand all Progressives NZ stores as Woolworths (Australian) stores. You might ask why they would not just do it, or why they haven’t done it already? after-all there would be some very sensible synergies and cost savings long term from doing this. I suspect the (possible) stealth comes from the sensitivity around the lack of competition in the supermarket business in NZ, it’s an effective duopoly, and all the cute legal arguments in the world about different supermarket brands don’t change that. For any supermarket to stick their heads up is going to draw fire from the Commerce Commission, Consumers Institute etc and lead to a whole lot of publicity they don’t want as anything that reminds people about the limited competition is not good.

I might be entirely wrong, but the similarities are striking, and it will be interesting to see how it shapes up over the next twelve to eighteen months.

Our cat likes Jimbo’s

Not to be confused with the US based organic store the Jimbo’s I’m talking about is the NZ based purveyor of pet food. To be honest I think Jimbo’s is more suited to a pet food than an organics business.

Now I admit I had been resisting Jimbo’s because of their excruciating radio advertising, it took me a while to work out actually what they were advertising, I mean what was all that shit with people tooting their car horns? This is pet food folks, and the connection with Aucklanders stuck in traffic is???? Then again maybe they think there is a connection, was it meant to be funny? was there innuendo in there? WTF, I couldn’t work it out, I was confused and irritated so I stayed away from it. 

It might have been better if I had stayed away, because it’s turned one of our cats (the one training to be a Sumo Wrestler) into an annoying beast. 

It is now dawning on us what Jimbo’s mean by ‘irresitable’, this stuff is like the cat world equivalent to crack cocaine. Any time anyone heads for the fridge there’s the drumming of little feet as he comes charging across the kitchen… Christ mate, it’s 2am, I’m going for a pee not coming out to feed your face!

If one of the local horses is found ripped to shreds we will have Jimbo’s to blame because basically this cat food is just pure meat, and the one we’ve been getting is horse meat. Possibly it brings out the Big Cat buried deep within our ‘festively plump’ feline, and he pictures himself charging across the velt in pursuit of a wildebeest. At the moment the only charging he is doing is across the kitchen and under our feet, head butting out ankles and making plaintive mewing noises like we haven’t been feeding him for… a few hours.

Anyway, if your cat more likely to think of themselves as a big game hunter rather than chasing a pressed chunk of meat flavoured cereal by product around, then ditch the TVP (textured vegetable protein – Soy in plain language) cereal fillers and all the other odd stuff that seems to get put into cat food, I suspect that a lot of pet food is in fact marketed towards the owners, stupid little bits of something spongy in gravy, cats wouldn’t eat silly stuff like that is the wild. Grab a little punnet of Jimbo’s at the supermarket, you’ll be harassed every time you get near the kitchen, but your cat will thank you and apparently raw meat is better for their teeth. 


Kylie due in NZ

‘Apparently’ Kylie Minogue is going to be doing a concert in NZ.

My track record on insider information (Blackberry Bold) has been rubbish to date, so I wouldn’t be putting too much stock in my information!

As far as I know this would be her first NZ concert, she did drop in a while back to promote some spin off product she has put her name to.

I see that she even has a range of bed linen, whatever next!?

Kylie has always been a pretty canny operator, and it’s always a bit of a shock to realise how old she is and how long she’s been pumping out that sugary, but highly polished, confectionery. Last year made it 20 years since ‘Locomotion’ (a cover of a 1962 song) appeared!

Apparently she does a pretty good performance, and it would be cool if she did make it here. I’m a bit of a fan, of all her… erm, ‘talents’ ;-) But seriously, she has done some pretty catchy hits and has managed to cross over generations, well I think she has, unless it’s just sad bastards in their late 30′s buying her albums. Come to think of it that might be the target audience, especially for her videos.

Unfortunately we seem to be a bit of a back water for international performers, almost like a transit lounge, if we can be avoided because of a head cold coming on, or the cat needs feeding so some other thin excuse, we get dropped like a piece of cast off lingerie!

NZ Climate change solution the wrong one

Watching the tortuous progress of our home grown Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS) wend it’s way through various lobby groups and the usual political posturing, got me thinking, why are we bothering?

When you hear all the excitable green hyperbole about climate change, consider that it may well be that the climate is changing. Its done it before many times over millions of years so it’s not implausible, it also might have been bought on by human activity, but then again even if there was no human activity the odds are that the climate would change anyway.

There is no doubt that for some parts of the world a warming climate could have drastic effects, especially to those countries that have populated areas that would previously have been unsuitable for human habitation by using technology – one example is on our doorstep – Australia. It will also have an effect on poorer countries in say, Africa, who are already struggling and cannot survive now without external help.

From an entirely self interested perspective, shouldn’t we be first asking “what’s in New Zealand’s interests”?

If climate change is inevitable, why are we hobbling our already exposed business sector to higher production costs than our competitors for something that may in fact not affect NZ that badly? Maybe we would be better to create a fund that tackles the results of climate change so that we are at an advantage to our competitors when the effects start to appear.

Our biggest competitors for our main export products are countries that have not signed up to any agreements to attempt to mitigate climate change, and even if they did, they are unlikely to honour them in a meaningful way.

Does anyone seriously think that countries like China, India, Russia, Brazil etc are going to put themselves down the development stakes just to participate in some trading scheme with unprovable consequences? Do you think the citizens of those countries will agree to put their material aspirations on hold because of a climatic event that could occur in the future?

Yeah right!

Do you think the average third world factory workers lies in bed every night worrying about the possibility of rising sea levels and whether in twenty years he’ll need to buy an air-conditioner? unlikely, he’ll be worrying about the next meal, and whether some day his kids can go to university and he can have a wide screen TV! And it wont matter whether he lives in a democracy of dictatorship, if his countries leaders are thinking about their future, they will be worried about his aspirations, not the New Zealand Green Parties!

Climate change may in fact be good for NZ. If the sea level rises, we can adapt, we have plenty of land available, some crops we can’t grow now will be able to be grown, we have a small population and plenty of water. In fact we will be quite well placed.

The whole ETS is a crock. It is unlikely to change climate change events, and our annual carbon contribution probably doesn’t equal 10 minutes of China’s contribution, so why bother. Why should we go on some ideological crusade so we can be world leaders in something that is going to make our exports less competitive? We already struggle as it is, we are up against protectionist import tariffs (even with countries we have free trade agreements with), producer subsidies from South American to the EU, our distance from our markets and the increasing freight costs to those markets made worse by increasing fuel costs. Exporters, whom this country relies upon to merely maintain our very modest living standards, already have a mountain of obstacles to overcome to sell our products offshore.

So in our wisdom we throw another even bigger hurdle in front of them. All because we want to be seen to be doing something about climate change.

Our efforts are purely symbolic (and an irrelevant symbol at that) until the key polluters play the game, and they aren’t going too. We prove nothing, except that we are blinded by ideology rather than focused on our own interests, which is what our competitors in the global market place are doing. The South Americans aren’t fretting about their growing dairy cows farting making the climate warmer, to the contrary, they are eyeing our market for dairy and realising that this business is theirs for the taking, and it will make their country richer.

We in NZ are making the wrong decision for all the wrong reasons.

We should be placing a modest tax on polluters in NZ, but not because it might change global warming, but to create a fund that can be spent on exploiting the change in climate to our benefit and to mitigate the negative effects of those changes, such as moving low lying communities. The tax could be minuscule, because it will be years before the fund will need to be drawn on.

This is what is in our nations interests, looking after our future and ensuring that we maintain our export markets and the living standards that those markets provide us. We may be seen as a party pooper by some, but do you really think that the big players will care a toss about a tiny country of 4 million.

Blackberry Bold “later this year”

It now looks like my source was full of shit, and the Blackberry Bold aka 9000 is not coming to NZ until “later this year”. This could mean anything from next month to December.

I couldn’t wait any longer so I have made the switch to an iphone. There was no point getting a $900 phone that wasn’t on 3G.

Is the iphone better than the Blackberry?

Well I’ve only had it 12 hours so difficult to say. First impressions is that it is a very different phone. It does almost all the same things, but quite differently, but if you are a Mac user you will already know this. It’s a bit like comparing a PC to a Mac, at the end of the day they perform the same tasks with the same outcome, differently.

Having a Mac made it surprisingly easy to set up, it took about 5-10 minutes, I plugged the phone into my Macbook at home, it linked up with itunes and sucked in all my contacts, calendar, emails settings for my various accounts, music and video and an update and I was set.

I liked the Blackberry wheel, but then Blackberry have ditched this. The on screen navigation is clever on the iphone and will take a bit of getting used to. I don’t think the key board is as good as a tactile one, but then again, I was used to a full QWERTY keyboard and this is a big change.

I think I will miss push email, but then again, did I really need all that email? I usually ended up deleting a lot unread. Having lost the Blackberry Enterprise Server when I left my corporate job the seamless synchronisation that the Enterprise Server provided with Outlook has gone, so I was going to be plugging a Blackberry in to synchronise it anyway so some of the advantages of the Blackberry have diminished.

It works nicely on the home WIFI network and the web browsing is very cool with a crystal clear screen (apart from my sticky fingerprints) and it’s only a bit smaller than the PSP screen.

I confess that despite being a long term Mac user I would have got the Blackberry Bold if it has been available, but so far the switch won’t be quite as painful as I thought it might be. It will be how it interfaces with my work PC laptop that will be interesting. 

It’s a sexy package and as usual it has got the style you’d expect from any Apple product.

Boobs on Bikes – II

That’s ‘II’ as in part two…

Listening to various opponents having a wee rant about Steve Crow’s marketing pitch, made me realise that it now has got political and has moved beyond a publicity stunt.

Steve could claim it was about freedom of expression, but until Politicians got involved and tried to ban the event of moral grounds, that was a hollow claim.

The second a politician stood up along with various other self appointed moral guardians, and said that the event was immoral and should be stopped on that basis, it became about freedom of expression. If the Council and politicians had argued that it was no different from an unlicensed billboard, then the outcome could have been different. A smarted approach would have been a balanced bylaw about commercial advertising masquerading as a public event. Obviously the downside would have been that it would have to be applied evenly and the Santa Parade (plenty of advertising there) would have had some restrictions placed on it… and then once again nanny state is interfering in people having a bit of fun.

Morality is a hugely subjective issue and invariably becomes a political circus. 

Steve Crow knows this, and has used it to full effect. Boobs on Bikes opponents are not so smart, they should have stuck to the obvious commercial angle and ignored the moral one, by going down the moral/political path they have allowed Steve to play the ‘freedom of expression’ card because now it is a freedom of expression issue because politicians are trying to restrict somebody doing something, and therefore they can claim to be making a statement about morality… the show will go on.

Veitch Update

Hmmm, seems to be a few too many updates over the last week!

Anyway, Veitch got what probably coming to him, but should have happened a lot sooner.

I have to agree with David Farrar, this is not something to be played out in the public arena, but hey, hundreds of people are blogging and talking about it so I guess that’s a bit hypocritical.

What is it with the Police, it seems the lowering of standards in recruiting are starting to show through. They will probably stuff the case up completely as they have a habit of doing with high profile cases.

As I predicted we are going to see a whole bunch of ‘for’ and ‘against’ wheeled out over the coming months, so we’ll all get to make up our minds before the jury does and then trash the verdict if we don’t agree with it.

It is somewhat ironic that the court case will become a bit like a reality TV show, except this is reality, not a bunch of wannabe TV starlets trying to hit the big time, and on one will be the winner at the end of it even if he does escape prison – which I reckon is worth putting money on.

I’m glad I don’t have a TV (yes, that’s right, I haven’t owned a TV for four years now) because no doubt it will be played out each night and everyone who does have a TV will be subjected to highly balanced and in dept 30 second coverage on prime time news.

I wonder how TV1 will cover it?

Let the games begin!

Sorry, but Vodafone still sucks…

I have previously blogged about my frustrations with Vodafone.

Today’s expereince was surreal.

I wanted to find out where I had to go to speak to a business consultant - someone who knows about business rates and could sit down with me and set up mobiles for a new company.

The local Vodafone shop staff kept showing me ordinary consumer plans, but corporate plans are quite different and have some pretty good discounts and ways of setting things up. I needed a human being who knew what they were talking about.

Should be pretty simple really, call up the 0800 number and someone would be able to recommend the nearest shop that could help… well, not really, this is after all, Vodafone.

I got through to someone after going through all the prompts.

“Can you please hold while I find out”

No problem, he’s going online or referring to a directory… a few minutes later, 5 to be exact, I got told they would email or post me a form that I could fill out and send back and they would get someone to contact me.

I was in a bind because I needed to pick up by transferred phone number today otherwise I would lose it, apart from being the most arcahic way of finding out what should be pretty simple information, I didn’t have time.

I explained my situation and asked the guy couldn’t he just suggest somewhere local, but no he couldn’t, he could only send me a form. This struck me as odd, so I asked where he was exactly…. Egypt.

I was floored, Egypt!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Do you know where Auckland is?”

“No sorry”

“Can you give me a number I can call to talk to someone in New Zealand who could tell me?”

“No the only number is the one you called”

“So I can’t talk to anyone in NZ??”

He suggested I try the technical help option on the menu because some of the tech help options were locally based. Four attempts – all roads lead to Egypt with Vodafone – I got to speak to someone locally secreted away deep in the technical support menu. They suggested Queen St as “they generally know what they are talking about”… 

Once I got there and got an appointment with someone and sat down with them they were great.

Vodafone, get your shit together!

It shouldn’t require calling freaking Egypt to find out who I can talk to locally about giving you a whole lot of new business. Why on earth have you made this all so complicated and difficult for the consumer?

Do you think this is a clever or innovative business model?

Do you think I will find it cool or amusing to talk to someone in Egypt, when I require someone with local knowledge, and that by being shunted around fruitlessly around the globe I will feel part of your global network?

That I want to spend 30 minutes of my valuable time just to find out where to go to give you my business?

If it wasn’t for the fact that you are the only network offering Blackberry and iphone, I would have given up with the first call. And you might think those facts will ensure you can continue to jerk your customers around. Think again, part of the reason Telecom has lost so much money is because people hate them, and why to they hate them? Because for years they took everyone of their captive customers for granted. Now the chickens have come home to roost, as they will for you unless you wake up and change the way you service consumers!

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